fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
- (via seabelle)
A mom (Argentina) captures a strange creature while filming her son. She believes it to be a Duende, which is a fairy or goblin-like creature from Latin American or Filipino folklore.
HELL NAWL HELL NAWL HELL NAWL HELL NAWL HELL NAWL MALCOLM JANAWL WARNER KAREEM ABDUL JANAWL JUVENAWL PAUL NAWL
FUCK THAT. BYE
Why y’all freaking out about the fuckin elf on the shelf coming to life? The fuckin baby is bigger than it ya just gotta smash that shit; salt and burn that mother fucker. Hell, step on it. Its six inches tall what’s it gonna do? I seen dicks bigger than that barbie doll sized Satan.